thumbs up for zico not only making a sick beat about how girls are perf just the way they are but also making ostriches feel good about themselves well done zico very good.
Kids on the phone. Transparent and captioned for their lines!
Idk if I should do Alpha kids.
If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”